Episode One

Chorley FM

Theme (non vocal)

Lads Mom

Dink Dank Doo

Doctor Patrick

He just Jumped

Bottled in the mountains

Its like living with a bloody women

Pick a number between 1 and 10

Can you catch

Heres 10p

Bluezone

Balance

If you can't beat em join em

Paddy has needs

Episode Three

Throw me what

small world

spazy paddy

queens the road

like a kid in a sweet shop

The blues

The first cut is the deepest

Could be any one of them

Thinnest of thin ice

You know the life style i lead

Wrong bus

What's the crack here

Episode Four

Hi there i'm cliff

I did this last night

We've no balls cliff

Good looking lad like me

What you in for

Put the cake down flower

High life

easy job with easy life

Oh shit it's potter

Phoenix Club

Maxwell Bygraves

Its a 60th Birthday Party

Episode Five

Call me old

Grab it

That's our home

Dirty Pig

Its pig sword

Tongue

Prize breeder

Your pigs a lesbian

Gone soft

How dare you

Episode Six

Down Down

I'm taking a stand

I've got one of those motor homes

How was prison

Take your eye out

Sun shines out of your arse

Steady cockle

I'll be mother

Its tv themes

Dave Dave is that you

You shot paddy

End Convo