Max - Can you hear me now?

Phoenix Nights

Series Two

Episode One

Jerry the club on fire
That's my club that's my fire
I've got special skin
My hands have all melted
Lucky how
Have you seen those steps out there
Sweet baby Jesus
I can't rise
Kenny Daglesh
oh yes
I have taken the evidence put before me
Come and get your black bin bags
I get early morning stiffness
Have you come here to shop or take the piss
Fat Arse
Corn beef
Max and Paddy sing i could be so good for you
Max and Paddy sing Amarillo
Garlic Bread

 

Episode Two

Its half seven in France
Can somebody tell me why there's a bike on the wall
You have to have huge upper body strength
How hard can it be to ride a boat
You only get a bucket and a half
Oh my god sweet baby Jesus
Its not a castle
You're twisting my melon man
Fruity penny chews
Les Cadburys fingers
A pound for two questions
Exit
Have you swept that cock up you

 

Episode Three

Its the Phoenix Club
Cover your arse up man
Smacked up to your tits
Are these your references
I'll have a black milk shake and a pound of piss
Sweet child of mine
Booming
I can hear you am standing next to ya
Taxi for potter
I can't work like this i'll be in my trailer
You start accusing me

 

Episode Four

I'm not raving
Druggy Druggy Druggy
I can
Do you have to eat that muck in here
I win the winner game over
Do you know what your doing
It really did bring a tear to my japs eye
Pirates
Kenny your son
My balls are black and blue
I want the title of the song not the artist
Walking on the moon
Chitty bang bang
In 3rd place Lord love rocket and his mungey mate Max
You can shove it

 

Episode Five

The mid week lottery
My mums a house wife
Jerry is that you
You must of shit your self
Sorry about the drains
Kiss kiss bang bang
I want some one taking out
8 Grand
Bitchs
You done us a pack lunch
You nearly killed me
I can't belive you shoot me brother
Home made
Do you want to put that away son
I've not missed

 

Episode Six

That tiger of Potters
I'm going to start charging you council tax
The one we were supose to kill but didn't hes back
Nice legs what time do they open
o shit its his wife
8 Grand
Talk about a kick in the balls
8 Grand 2
I said turn that radio down
Lou Lou
Its non stick
Could of been poison
What about finche
What about Tommy dick fingers
Elton John
if only id met the right women
Woo get back I'll head but you in
I don't think i want my licence back
Move penguin