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Max - Can you hear me now?

Phoenix Nights

Series Two

Episode One

Jerry the club on fire

That's my club that's my fire

I've got special skin

My hands have all melted

Have you seen those steps out there

Sweet baby Jesus

oh yes

I have taken the evidence put before me

Come and get your black bin bags

I get early morning stiffness

Have you come here to shop or take the piss

Max and Paddy sing i could be so good for you

Max and Paddy sing Amarillo

Episode Two

Its half seven in France

Can somebody tell me why there's a bike on the wall

You have to have huge upper body strength

How hard can it be to ride a boat

You only get a bucket and a half

Oh my god sweet baby Jesus

Its not a castle

You're twisting my melon man

Fruity penny chews

Les Cadburys fingers

A pound for two questions

Exit

Have you swept that cock up you

Episode Three

Its the Phoenix Club

Cover your arse up man

Smacked up to your tits

Are these your references

I'll have a black milk shake and a pound of piss

Sweet child of mine

Booming

I can hear you am standing next to ya

Taxi for potter

I can't work like this i'll be in my trailer

You start accusing me

Episode Four

Druggy Druggy Druggy

I can

Do you have to eat that muck in here

I win the winner game over

Do you know what your doing

It really did bring a tear to my japs eye

Pirates

My balls are black and blue

I want the title of the song not the artist

Walking on the moon

Chitty bang bang

In 3rd place Lord love rocket and his mungey mate Max

You can shove it

Episode Five

The mid week lottery

My mums a house wife

Jerry is that you

You must of shit your self

Sorry about the drains

Kiss kiss bang bang

I want some one taking out

8 Grand

Bitchs

You done us a pack lunch

You nearly killed me

I can't belive you shoot me brother

Do you want to put that away son

I've not missed

Episode Six

That tiger of Potters

I'm going to start charging you council tax

The one we were supose to kill but didn't hes back

Nice legs what time do they open

o shit its his wife

8 Grand

Talk about a kick in the balls

8 Grand 2

I said turn that radio down

Lou Lou

Its non stick

Could of been poison

What about finche

What about Tommy dick fingers

Elton John

if only id met the right women

Woo get back I'll head but you in

I don't think i want my licence back

Move penguin