Series One
Aired 2001
Opening Night
it's the Grand Gala Evening opening of The
Phoenix Club, following the blaze
that destroyed the Neptune Club. TV's Roy
Walker and Chorley FM DJ Paul
Le Roy are there. In a bid to get the club
ready in time, the wiring has been
bodged and there's a power cut, but the
top-of-the-bill act racist folk band
Half a Shilling play on.
Wild West Night
Brian Potter stages Wild West Night with a
bucking bronco, line dancing,
snake-eyed pies (Chicken and mushroom really)
and a fight.
Disco Inferno
Keith Lard, the "dog-loving" and pedantic
fire safety officer, visits the club. Meanwhile, gloomy psychic
Clinton Baptiste is the latest star turn.
Singles NightÂ
All the staff are
hoping to strike lucky on Singles Night. Resident DJ Ray Von doesn't
help.
The mood with his
choice of music, but Brian is smitten by a woman called Beverley.
Comedy Robot Wars
Farm) and robot
wars. Jerry is worried about his health but the show must go on. The
Phoenix Club holds a night
of alternative comedy (dubbed The Funny
Talent Trek Finals
The Talent Trek Grand Final is being held at The Phoenix rather than
rival Den Perry's Banana Grove.
Michelle Coffee, the Singing Builders and Bonnie Le Muff are among the
hopefuls, with backing music supplied by
Right Said Fred tribute band Right Said Frank
