Family Fun Day
Brian stages a family fun day to raise money from people "with giros
burning a hole in their shell suits" so that he
can revive the Phoenix Club. Jerry gets
dressed as a berry, there's a pink paradise for kids (in a converted
loo) and
a bouncy castle in which an inflatable
penis is disguised as a snake.
Crimetime
To get publicity, Brian arranges for the Phoenix Club to be featured on
TV show Crimetime (presented by Stuart
 Maconie), recreating the night of the blaze. It turns into a blatant
plug for the club – and features Jerry's
 performance of Reach For The Stars. Meanwhile, the Chinese cooks are
stir frying everything and the seedy
Spencer (Daniel Kitson) is hired as a barman.
Quiz
The Phoenix Club stages a quiz night to launch Kamikaze lager – and
Brian is determined to win a year's free
 supply. Jerry is unhappy that the event clashes with his Free And Easy
night and he pops a few too many pills.
Ladies' Night
Brian is trapped on his stairlift in a powercut ("What would Thora Hird
do?"). It's Ladies' Night at the club, where
Patrick steps in to strip (as Lord Love Rocket) for the sex-crazed
women. Max gets asked by a woman to bump
off her husband.
Stars In Their Eyes
Things are going well at The Phoenix Club. The Chinese food is a hit and
everyone's looking forward to the Stars
In Their Eyes night, when the brewery are paying a visit. But then Den
Penny resorts to sabotage. Meanwhile, Max
 and Paddy are in trouble with the woman who thought they'd killed her
husband.
